Mauna Kea (13,802 ft)
Out of all of the dorks who travel to Hawaii, only a few realize that it's one of the few places where you can go from sea level to over 13,000 feet in under 50 miles. This dork knew that, and he waited to go back for over a decade.
Mauna Kea is the high point of the whole archipelago and of the eponymous island, a.k.a. the Big...